Kenya: If he has, I, along with the entire team would know about it! :^D

Zaizen: …

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Got to have some respect for a guy who leads a tennis club of what, 200 members? And I wouldn’t want anyone but Shiraishi as my captain. Actually, if I had to the Smiiling Sharp Shooter and the The Tsukkomi Vending Machine- the two Legendary Captains of Shitenhoji before Shiraishi would be interesting to have as captains. Didn’t see them 

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I would tell her that I need to focus on the team and that we should stay just as friends. Tennis is currently #1… girls become important later, but not at this age.

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On April 1st a few days ago, we snuck out from the U-17 camp training and hitch hiked to the nearest takoyaki stand at x city. Then we did some shopping for some small snacks (they do not provide us with anything unhealthy at the camp). Was tiring, but was a fun day- we even got a ride from a nice elderly couple on the way back to the camp at night!

Unfortunately, we bumped into the Drunken Coach for some reason… he caught us on the way back and made us go on a “Special Mission” to steal sake from the wine bar for him as a “punishment” for skipping. What a strange guy, to make us do more silly tasks even though we finished his mountain training.

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but yeah, no way. The image you see above is a figment of your imagination.

If I could be like Konjiki-senpai for a day, I think I would like to try playing Comedy Tennis in doubles with Hitoji-senpai because of how… “different” it is. Data tennis seems cool to try out as well. I wouldn’t do anything too weird though…

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